The Two Faces
Deep in Chud Bottom, a mollusc looked into a cursed mirror and came out impossibly handsome. Chiseled. Symmetrical. Chudtastic.
Robinhood Chain · NVDA pair · launching September 11
The most handsome chud in Chud Bottom. A fusion of the chudjak and Handsome Squidward, washed ashore in the $CHUDSOME sunset and paired against tokenized NVDA. Chiseled jaw. Painted-on stars. Come chud out with us.
CA: TBA — token address on launch
The Prophecy
Every memecoin needs a myth. Here is ours.
1 2 The Chud Awakening
The internet found him. It gave him a receding hairline, a smirk, and opinions. The jaw only got sharper.
3 Washed Ashore
He surfaced under a sky full of those painted-on stars, holding a bag of $CHUDSOME and refusing to elaborate.
How to Buy
Robinhood Chain · NVDA pair · launching September 11 on Pons V2 · not financial advice
01 Get a wallet
Set up a wallet that supports Robinhood Chain. Write the seed phrase down on paper like a caveman.
02 Fund it
Bridge or deposit funds onto the chain and keep a little spare for gas. Bridge details: TBA.
03 Swap into $CHUDSOME
$CHUDSOME trades against tokenized NVDA. Paste the token address, set slippage sensibly, and swap the NVDA pair. Address & venue: TBA.
04 Behold the jaw
You now hold the most handsome chud in Chud Bottom. There is no step five. Touch ass, grass, or seabrass.
Tokenomics
Fixed supply, locked liquidity, and a 1% creator tariff — levied in NVDA, spent on the project.
where the tariff goes
Every trade
Standard Pons V2 base fee, plus an additional 1% creator tariff.
Levied in NVDA
The creator tariff is levied in tokenized NVDA — an equity-denominated stream from a pair that can never be pulled.
Into the multisig
Every tariff lands in a multisig wallet. Nothing routes to a personal bag.
Funds the project
Marketing, liquidity support, and project costs. No holder distributions, no dividends, no airdrops.
Total supply
1,000,000,000
fixed at launch · no mint function
Fee structure
Pons V2 base fee + 1% tariff
levied on every trade
Creator tariff
1%
levied in NVDA to a multisig
Liquidity
Locked
NVDA pair · permanently locked
No presale, no team allocation, no mint function. The deployers hold $CHUDSOME they bought on the open market at launch. Same entry as everyone else. Watch them.
$CHUDSOME launches via Pons V2 on Robinhood Chain, paired against tokenized NVDA.
Meme Vault
Right-click, save, post. The jaw belongs to everyone now.
The Tide Map
A roadmap is a promise. This one is mostly a smirk.
Phase 1
Exist
✅ done
- ➜Wash ashore
- ➜Website under the painted stars
- ➜Socials open
Phase 2
Birth
🫧 pending
- ➜Fair launch via Pons V2
- ➜Seed the $CHUDSOME / NVDA pool
- ➜Community takes the character, immediately
Phase 3
Mutation
🫧 pending
- ➜Endless edits, stickers, and variations
- ➜The more deranged, the better
- ➜The meme gallery goes feral
Phase ∞
Ascend
🫧 pending
- ➜He blinks
- ➜Every star in the sky aligns
- ➜You were early
F.A.Q.
Is this financial advice?+
No. It is a cartoon squid with a jawline. Only invest what you are comfortable losing to a meme.
When launch?+
September 11. Fair launch on Pons V2 — the contract address goes out on the socials first, and only there.
What chain?+
Robinhood Chain. The token is paired against tokenized NVDA, because the most handsome chud deserves the most handsome pair.
Why NVDA?+
We need the chips. More compute. More memes. Do not read further into it.
What are the tokenomics?+
1,000,000,000 $CHUDSOME, fixed supply, no mint function. Every trade levies the standard Pons V2 base fee plus a 1% creator tariff, taken in tokenized NVDA and routed to a multisig that funds marketing, liquidity support, and project costs — no holder distributions, no dividends, no airdrops. Liquidity is permanently locked against the NVDA pair. No presale, no team allocation: the deployers bought $CHUDSOME on the open market at launch, same entry as everyone else.
Is there utility?+
The utility is the jaw. Also memes, deep sea lore, and a community full of Chuds.
Why the stars?+
Because the Chud Bottom sky is the correct aesthetic and we will not be taking questions on this one.